Alcohol over Thoughts

lmaogtfo:

toiletraybans:

Every day my brother buys a bottle of Dr. Pepper and puts it in the fridge and leaves to work/school

Every day he gets home and doesn’t find it in the fridge

I’ve convinced him that he never bought the soda in the first place and he believes me.

Every single time.

youjustwaitandsee:

whats worse is when someone points out a flaw you didnt even know you had and now its like great something else i gotta worry about

h0odrich:

im alone a this creepy ass train station i just peed outside im smoking a cig and i have drugs in my pocket how many laws can i break at once (while no ones looking) stay tuned