May 2012
April 2012
that lazy moment when you're enjoying Tumblr then... →
wowfunniestposts:
this blog is hilarious
Ireland to the UK = Canada to the US
carlytomlinson37:
When there is no place for you in the couch...
zmalik101:
“Zayn: “When I was younger, I used to have two cats called Lily and Lilo.”...”
– (via tomlinsonarmy1d)
Reblog if you have ever been called crazy,...
4ever-niall:
louissexgodtomlinson:
thatdirectionerpayne:
that and worse
my parents say i have no direction….
The Difference Between Directioners And ALL Other...
Beliebers: Justin is soooooo talented.
Lovatics: Demi is soooooo inspirational.
Selenators: Selena is beautiful.
Directioners: One Direction ARE SO GAY! OMG
Other Fandoms: My idol doesn't drink, swear or smoke. That's why I love him/her.
Directioners: OMG THE BOYS ARE DRUNK, DID LOUIS AND HARRY JUST BANG, OMG NIALL JUST WANKED, OMG BOYS JUST GET NAKED ALREADY!
Beliebers: We're born to be somebody.
Monsters: We're born this way.
Lovatics: We're born to stay strong.
Directioners: We're born to eat carrots...YEAH BUDDIE!
Other Fandoms: He/She looks so beautiful.
Directioners: HARRY'S NOSE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING PENIS!
*Idol falls on stage*
Other Fandoms: AH NO OMG!
Directioners: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG THAT GAY BOY. A++
*Idol has a boyfriend*
Other fandoms: I hate him/her much. He/She should stay single.
Directioners: OMG LIAM MARRY DANIELLE ALREADY OR I WILL. LOUIS AND ELEANOR ARE JUST SO PERFECT!
We're different. We're amazing. We rule the world. We're the best and your argument is invalid.
P.s I saw this on twitter, so please don't credit me.
A normal day for Paul.
Paul: Right boys, we have a lot of work to do toda-where's louis?
Harry: I don't know, he was meant to be showing me a good time but..
Paul: Where's Zayn?
Niall: Paul when's lunch?
Paul: He was meant to be showing you what?
Niall: PAUL I'M HUNGARY!
Paul: Niall you just had 34576 pancakes!
Niall: And what?
Paul: God sakes where's Liam?
*in the background*
Liam: Hi Guys! *waves to computer screen*
Paul: Liam get off the computer.
Louis: I'VE ARRIVED!
Paul: Good where's Zayn?
Niall: *Mouth full of chicken* probably DM'ing some bitches.
Paul: HARRY STOP BITING LOUIS!
Paul: NIALL WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT CHICKEN FROM?
Niall: I dunno, I found it.
Liam: Teehee I love you guys!
Paul: LIAM OFF THE COMPUTER!
Liam: NO!
Zayn: Paul did you steal my mirror?
Paul: Why would I steal your mirr-HARRY PUT YOUR TROUSERS BACK ON!
Harry: But I feel so freeeeeeeeeeeee
Zayn: SOMEONE'S STOLEN MY MIRROR!
Liam: All I need is you guys and cookies and milk...hey who ate my cookies!
Niall: SORRY LIAM!
Harry: Louis have you got a sock down there or what?
Paul: Come on guys, focus...
Louis: When did you get so big?
Paul: LOUIS!
Harry: Niall, what's your grandma's number?
Niall: Huh?
Paul: LIAM OFF THE COMPUTER!
Liam: But we're staying up all night with Payne.
Paul: ZAYN LEAVE YOUR HAIR ALONE!
Zayn: but it's only 5cm tall today...
Paul: NIALL, YOU CAN'T EAT SOAP!
Paul: LOUIS GET YOUR HAND OFF HARRY'S PENIS!
Paul: HARRY STOP ENJOYING IT!
Paul: *to himself* How did I get stuck babysitting these homosexuals?
P.S I saw this on twitter, don't credit me!
